Tuesday, February 10, 2009

She's NOT that into You!


So I know "VALENTINE'S DAY" is Saturday, an Love is in the air. But were gonna steer away from all that gushy stuff. Watching the movie "He's Not that into you" made me wonder about the signs that guys don't pick up on.

Clue 1: If she's sweet to you, and you two hang out an don't have SEX.... She's either

*Passing time since her man's away{Army, School, Job Training} with you!
*Having Sex with someone else!

*She's tryna figure out if the one she wants....WANT HER!


Clue 2: If she doesn't call.....She's either

*In a Relationship!
*Didn't want to give you her # to begin with, but didn't want to be the Bitch!

*Was attracted to you, but changed her mind!

Clue 3: If she doesn't....

*Want you to call/text her...
*Want to make plans for the weekend...

*Listen to you when you talk...
{Women who care REALLY pay Attention}

*Mind going THREE days without hearing from you...
*Mind you dating other women after a period of time


SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!!!

You see, women are rarely up for any kind of games. We just want Prince charming an to live Happily Ever After. Snow White, ain't never want to hook-up with all seven dwarfs!

2 comments:

Boooogie. said...

lol at the last line...

this stuff is pretty much common sense...
most dudes ignore them clues feedin into their pride and ego thinking "she aint bout to just carry me like dat" lol

drewzee23 said...

She's not that into me??? God does exist. Yeah fucking right. No real man has problems with girls NOT being into him. Where's the handbook to teach a nucca how to keep track of lies with ease? "Living a Lie: You Can Do it Too," will be the name of my book. Thanks for the inspiration.