I LOVE Intelligence combined with sarcastic wit!
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
People have forgotten the effects of prohibition. We have become the United States of Amnesia.
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.
Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.
Its the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
I like the way you always manage to state the obvious with a sense of real discovery.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.